That’s desert landscape photography. No matter how harsh she is, no matter how cruel and unforgiving, the pictures you see of her are always of her beautiful sunrise smile, the lovely color of her hair, her endearing little quirks. The real desert can be oven hot, desolate and faded. But by the pictures you’d think she was a cute sandy playground, with flowers bursting out all over and those eye-popping, photoshop-saturated colors drenching the land. The bitch looks to be inviting enough, alright.